I’ve just watched Jason Manford making a gag about accidentally getting tea tree and lime shampoo on your privates. Standby for mirth.
It’s the coldest thing you’ve ever put on your body, it’s like being licked by a polar bear.
No Jason, you monumental tit, a polar bear licking you would be warm.
Just because it lives in a cold place doesn’t mean everything about it is cold. It’s a bit like saying kissing a cow would taste of milk.
How did this man get on TV?