Jason Manford ≠ Funny

I’ve just watched Jason Manford making a gag about accidentally getting tea tree and lime shampoo on your privates. Standby for mirth.

He says.

It’s the coldest thing you’ve ever put on your body, it’s like being licked by a polar bear.

No Jason, you monumental tit, a polar bear licking you would be warm.

Just because it lives in a cold place doesn’t mean everything about it is cold. It’s a bit like saying kissing a cow would taste of milk.

How did this man get on TV?

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